Hear ye, hear ye! Gather 'round for a splendid eve of roller derby merriment! Come witness the valiant lasses of the Fargo-Moorhead Derby Guild clash with the formidable dames of Harbor City Derby in a lively tournament of skill and speed. Partake in refreshing potions, delectable victuals, a charming corner for the wee ones, and, verily, the grand spectacle of roller derby!